Doctor: “You MUST give up smoking!” Pregnant patient: “But I don’t smoke!!!”
Doctor: “No buts! Smoking is harmful to your baby!” P: “But I can’t give up a habit I don’t have…” D: “That’s a feeble attitude!!!”
This conversation repeated for months. She didn’t listen to anything anyone else said. It was recommended that I should attend a course for people who find giving up smoking very difficult. No appointment arrived so I didn’t think about that, as it wasn’t relevant anyway. The doctor criticised me for not going. I pointed out that she would look ridiculous for sending a non-smoker along. “I’d only smoke if I was on fire…” “Well that’s why you must stop!!!”
I mentioned to the midwife that this constant nagging increased my blood pressure. “Do I really need to come here every week?”
“No…” I was able to stop visiting the Dr, as I wasn’t ill. The appointments didn’t fit the bus timetable so that was a useful detail. Being visited by the midwife instead was far better for everyone.
In today’s news I heard that pregnant smokers are being given £400 as an incentive to stop. Obviously I would have accepted this offer before miraculously giving up my non-existent puffing…